Soft Path Cuisine: Eaters Digest

British Scientists Make Good Soup (true!)

TRUE NEWS FLASH

"...a lot of them thought we should eat at least one of us as a side dish..."

A DELICIOUS TWIST
Crashed passengers stave off cannibalism with Curri Inna Hurri
Lawsuits claiming losses for lost lucrative book and film deals

YETITOWN, TIBET- Early Saturday, 60 passengers and six crew members of Carniv Air flight 123 were forced to crashland in a barren, alpine wasteland far from any known civilization. Surprisingly, they were not forced into acts of canibalism as a pair of Canadian tourists were carrying enough food for everyone... > More...


MASTIGATOR MANIA Study: forks or chopsticks? According to the presigious American Journal of Masticatory Sciences and Developmental Implimentation Technology, eating rice with a metal fork may cause indigestion... > More...		DIGESTIGATIVE REPORT Man eats meal, gets full A regular camper in Jasper National Park kept his streak alive. According to sources close to the meal... > More...